Fair enough too, He’s already done a few Chris’s 
That MW drawing is spot on by the way… Except I don’t recall ever posing nude.
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Looking good I’ve seen one in real life but it had 6 toes
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And the hairy palms, don’t forget the hairy palms…
Im not sure i can do hairy palms, i was plane ning on a flightless be-yerd type of a creature, seeing as we live in the land of the long white flock of flightless be-yerds.
But then again, HAIRY PALMS, in some waze it seems like too good an hop-pour-chew- knit-tea two miss.
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Ok here is a haiku riddle about my flatmate.
Shaken not stirr-ed
Coffee with difficulty
Counting to zero.
Such a shame it wouldn’t survive an unfired journey to the wild North Lands. Love it!
I have found a shop that fires things so, though it might take a while, your wishes may be granted.
Mate you have idea how close the resemblance is
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Now about those hairy palms, are they like a coconut tree - A large palm with hairy balls ?
Bullring ?
Sorry the pic is upsidedown.
Nope
Well that turned out more difficult than i expectorated.
Both teacock and peaspoon are well documented members of the Spoonerism sub-species
“It’s a spoon, Bill.”
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Spoon bum or spoonbum
No Haiku of late;
Shit-uation remedied;
Enjubilate now.
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Another Haiku;
Formed in a mind, demented;
So give me the clap.