Vintage Aussie Porn

Its not as bad as it reads. And definitely not as bad as some “other” Aussie vice…I mean, you gotta love Babes ‘N’ Boars magazine really…


A true masterpiece in paper print.
A rainy day trip to the refuse station recycle depot and I was left alone to dredge the tailings, which by the way, is a public fossicking area and gets a sweaty dredging on a daily basis. NOTHING gets past the wiley Wekas of the refuse station.
I was about to call it quits, could sniff out what i was looking for and then there they were, glistening like a bagged, March, 1975, perfect condition copy of Playboy, except the pages in these publications weren’t stuck together, well not yet anyway!!

My lucky day, some yeast for my infection, another tasty nugget to keep the poison from yellow-lead pumping through my veins!! I can see cracks appearing in my skin, the gills healing over, time to get back in the water.

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Bugger the gold give me the sheila.

Well, she does bring home the bacon…

Well l will supply the sausage!

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You will supply the pork sword. :laughing:

:cowboy_hat_face:

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That’s the one - deadly, dangerous but currently dormant!
Back home after another trip away.

Indeed, its easy to make a pig of oneself in just 2mins.
Never begins like that but all of a sudden, its snout down in the trough!!

Poor pig. No more rooting for him, but he died with a smile on his face after meeting the black widow.

Cheers Trev aka “The Hatter”

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For those who lust over those sheilas then remember this…they could well be in their later 70s and 80s now - vaguely reminiscent of wizened up gummy bears, white with hair getting thinner, wrinkled skin and other bits and like the 2001 dated baked beans in my cupboard past the use by date!
That’s why l like up to date magazines!

That is the same for us blokes too Mr ‘T’. Least we forget… :roll_eyes:

JW :cowboy_hat_face:

Getting back to the magazine ‘Babes & Boars’ some chicks can be bush pigs as well. Which one do you shoot/stick then?
What’s that saying?..Never been to bed with an ugly chick, but sure woke up with a few, & a hangover. :joy:

JW :cowboy_hat_face:

Hey I reckon I have held my age well - even if I would make a good star in the film ‘Walking Dead’

In fairness to those poor old girls who look like something the cat dragged in - I always wanted to meet one with no teeth!

Up the date magazines??? Shivvers!!