Looking for a partner. Possibly

Sounds like a fare stress free deal to me , the worker has no outlay aside from food & gas so piss all & all this talk of percentage this & that well its gold , it is where you find it who,s to say the pleb worker doesn’t hit some big nugget or a crack that’s loaded , the other thing you could do is mix it up a little instead of someone sitting around for the whole 5 hours could do 2 hrs on 2 off type scenario , Iv been watching the gold price starting to get exciting $70 a gram atm :slight_smile:

If only some of you were younger. Thanks for telling people how it is. With gold above $2000 an oz. Someone will have a good summer. Make sure you pack yiur dick and balls tho.

Alex. Let me get this right. Sometime in your early 20’s your balls started to suck back in side you. It’s now gotten to the point that your dick has turned inside out and your now a pussy. I don’t hire pussy’s. I fuck them. I also fuck asshole. One could say, I am a big fucking dick.

But wait. You want me to carry your food, fuel, misses on her rag, and MY dredge, down to MY claim. So that once we are down there I can hold your hand, bang your dirty misses, let you rip the shit out my my quad, dredge, and claim. And 25% of what you find is top much to pay? Yep. Sounds like you wanna join the pussy club I was talking about.

Let get this clear tho. For the 5 hours I dredge. You can jerk off all over your misses. I just need a rock moved once ever few hours. So If you expect to be paid for jerking off. Better find out how to reverse your balls and dick and become a porn star. And what are you paying me to sit there while you dredge. My own gold?

And tararau. When you wanted to dredge on my claim a few years back. And I came up with a stupid number for what I wanted. That was because you and your wife were expecting to find enough gold with a 4 inch to pay a mortgage. I was hoping you would find a good claim and be able to do that. But since your trying to run a diesel dredge to save money. Looks like it went the same way as every other dreamer. And you have a claim. So why are you pretending like my offer is a shitty one? Buyers remorse maybe?

This is why I don’t waste my time posting on here. 99% of you are low life sum who just use this site to rape and pillage good spots people mention. I bought a remote claim because then you lazy cunts won’t ever come to visit me. I have 15 years experience in the gold industry. Right from grass roots exploration thru to drilling and mining. I worked for one of the 5 largest gold mining companies in the world. What ever you pussys have to say means nothing to me. I own a claim. I can dredge when I want. And I am not scared to do it alone. No sat phone or that shit. A week alone in the bush. I bet you could last 12 hours. Tops. I make money dredging. You just sit at home and jerk off because your to fucking lazy, broke, stupid, and mentally uncapable to try anything unless it’s going to pay you a million dollars. I have worked with guys like you before. And the thing I enjoy about guys like you. The boss puts you with guys like me because I will work you till I make you cry and you quit. Then he doesn’t have to pay to fly your useless ass home. A 4 hour chopper ride takes a dent out of a pay check.

But good luck in life. I have some claims to stake in the Klondike. Maybe next time discovery channel asks me to do a tv show, I will mention you and you will get your 2 seconds of fame.

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Yeah your right, Im am looking at this to much at the money side of things! You cant put a price to be out and about in the outdoors and sharing those moments when you strike it rich,

Ive done my fair share of dredging and as a team you work so much better with another person and you have some mighty big rocks on that claim so you do have to be careful

Sorry @GoldStampX I hope you do get someone as it is a real opportunity. Looks cool gold similar to what I get up in potters

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I think the gold is extremely good looking gold and similar to what I used to get. The comment about 1 gram an hour got me curious so I decided to work out what I got in the only year I ever kept a detailed record. I worked five hours a day on average for 3.83 grams an hour in 1984. Today a gram an hour is very good money regardless of what others might say.

Remorse? No. I love my claim, it pays all the bills. Anyone that wants to dredge there, I let them. For fuck all. No greed on my part. Friendly banter is just that. No need for insults.

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As a retired old git of man lets talk about balls for a moment as you seam to be a little obsessed with them. I lost mine as you rightly pointed out in my 20’s while I fought for my country in Vietnam. I saw things that any grown man shouldn’t ever have to see and as such I sold my soul and my balls. Im not afraid of that fact! I was shit scared for my 2 tours of duty and saw and held my dying friends and brothers who always had my back in a place on earth the closest you can get to hell. I did things no one should ever do. Your little holiday to the Klondike is what we used to dream of returning too!
I then came back home to find out we wernt heroes as we were lead to believe but the villians insted.
Most of my friends have passed by now cos of what happened and how little our governments take care of our soldiers. My fallen brothers fought for you and your rights that you take for granted including the right to insult, and be in a free country to mine for gold or do whatever you want. And before any of the rest of you who moan and bitch about our rights being taken away heres an idea go live in a country where people dont have rights and freedom of speech and see how long you last. Un grateful yes
Look dude if you want to come on here and look for a mining partner good luck to ya im man enough to say I see your point that its not all about the money as per my previous post. I get it! But at least have the balls to take in differing view points and not get too offended like a little snowflake

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A few years ago I would of done anything for the opportunity that goldstamp is offering, only a few good buggers let people on their claims, now I have a young family and can’t do the time that goldstamp needs or I would of offered my time, you sound like a real good bugger and a straight shooter and hope you find a suitable candidate

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Lammerlaw looks like we need to come out of retirement, you still got your Marshals Badge. See ya still got your Sharps.(The Flame Thrower) There’s trouble down south in the Tussock Country. Yep it’s that gold thing again. Telegraphed Kiwi Keith and he is good to go, still has his Winchester, and I still have my Spencer 56-56. So we have more than enough firepower. to do a bit of scare mongering. There is a bit of a “who has the biggest cock” saga going on down there at the moment. Sadly we can’t join that competition" so we will just wave our firepower around, I reckon your cartridge alone would be enough to win the day. Without letting a shot go. And quite a bit of whore mongering too.More than likely a bit of Cabin Fever I reckon., but reckon we should all had better mossey down that way and see if we can restore a bit of peace . Kiwi Keith and I .will travel down with Wells Fargo. Can ya jack us up a couple of horse"s, preferably not rustled, ya old rascal. A long time since we rode together, Marshal Lammerlaw and the Kiwi Kids, but duty calls. See ya in a few days ya ornery old bastard.

Kiwigold formerly “The Kiwi Kid”

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well that’s agoer if ever there was one. can I wait for the snow to melt on the pass. landie is all fuellled up the old 45/70 in the holster. I will even bring the “BLACK DOG”. a couple of tins of baked beans for round the fire at night, and my talking stick so I get to tell more west coast stories.
im just another kiwi kid

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Did you say Spencer - Thats me and my trusty old .52 - 50 rimfire. Made by Burnside in 1865 Count me in - would be good to see Keith again! I am a starter but the last horse died on me.

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Yo Team we are good to go then. Lammers you do look sprightly for your age, how do you do it. Kiwi Keith I saw a picture of you today laying on a couch playing dead, with a dog that had a loud speaker tied around it’s head. I know your horse fell on you. Did it get the 'Black Dog" too. We need him for tracking. Those guys are holed up down there in tussock country. Yep Lammers. “The South shall Rise again” and peace will be restored. After all I was born in Queen Mary, or was it Princess Mary Dunners., Damm at my age it could have been Queen Victoria. I have heard a rumor that the bloody Indians have been supplying these young fella’s down that way hard liquor. Probably that bloody Hokinui place is still in production. Maybe we will have to pay it a visit and diminish it’s stocks so the young bloods can’t get any. And things will settle down. We could sneak into their camp at night and lace their tucker with saltpeter. There won’t be any "Who has the biggest Cock " amongst them then, And us three could flop out our fine specimens and win the day. Lets go one better and take down our biggest nuggs, and take them out in that competition. Shit I will have to go out back and see if I can find mine. Buried it years back, and my bloody memory aint that good now. I called mine “The Little Roddy” must be worth a buck or two now I guess. Time to get my divining rod’s out. If I find it Kiwi Keith we can go first class on the Stage eh. Hey just an idea. Maybe we can get Kiwi JW out of retirement, that makes four of us. Damm three more and we can be “The Magnificent Seven” or just the good ole. "The Good, The bad and “The Ugly” .

cheers the kiwi kid .

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Be it the 3 amigos, famous 5, secret 6, magnificent 7, even the goonies, I’d take along a bloke from the Guinness book of records. I’m sure you’ll find the worlds biggest cock!.

I look sprightly but sure in hell dont feel it - fucking duodenal ulcers are the most murderous things you could get - nearly as bad as the actual moments of a bloody hemorrhoids operation.
Your only a chicken if you were born in Queen Mary - I was born in a girls school! Well its part of Columba College now but it was Hilljack Maternity Hospital then so contrary to popular belief I wasnt hatched in a snake pit.
Indians supplying hard Liquor - no thats my cobber Henry who got a nine ounce nugget once then sold it - the stupid bastard. He makes a real good brew. I never sold any of my larger nuggets, in fact my girls used to play Knuckle Bones with some of them - I kid you not.
I got a bit confused with your mention of cocks and ‘Little Roddy’ - I thought ‘Little Roddy’ referred to my ‘old boy’ Well if I dragged my cock out then it would require a blue pill to turn ‘Little Roddy’ into the ‘Honourable Roddy’
If theres only three then I am not sure if I would be ‘The Bad’ or ‘The Ugly’ but I hate the thought of being good - it might cost me my reputation. As for the ‘Magnificent Seven’ - I have not got my ruler here so dont know!

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@kiwigold, that’s got my vote for post of the year. This is the sort of banter we need on the site. Raising a glass of Islay malt to you, Sir.

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Don’t raise the glass…just come down and bring the bottle!

Hey Keith what was that apparition I saw on the Channel 1 news standing on the beach dressed like a cross between Darth Vader and an Eskimo with a black dog wearing a lamp shade.

well it was bloody cold . I thought that a lamp shade on the head was better than a duster up his arse.
who would have thought “BLACK DOG” on national news

Come on now - think about it - the lamp shade on the head gives Black Dog the granny look which is of no use at all but a broom handle up its arse and you have the best chimney sweep brush you could ever wish for.

and hes black already so he wouldn’t need cleaning

Been out of Dodge for a couple of weeks scanning a certain Sunshine Coast and missed the above showdown.
Personally I don’t think you need much firepower Trev as I had a run in with some boneheads up my way a few weeks ago and when I just dropped in the name Lammerlaw they must have thought I was him because all I saw was there arse’s and dust as they took to their heels. Worked a treat, just the mention of his name frighten shit out of them. Might have to shout the old fellow a drink or two………

Cheers

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