My butt is not lazy but yours is because it is YOU who hopes to scam others in exchange for easy money - there aint none here in Kiwiland for you buster because us wild colonial boys are used to dealing with scammers, tricksters, half wits and ding bats - so you cannot produce proof that you are qualified? How quaint - just like me, because I really am NOT qualified and nor are you - you really are Mr Funnyman the clown arent you. You cannot do anything globally that I cannot do and cannot advise others on this forum to do for themselves - in fact YOU can do less because you DO NOT know where to go nor how to go about accessing the relevant reports, surveys, maps etc for anywhere except your own back yard and then I have my doubts.
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so how much are you going to charge userkc and would you give one location or many
I replied to a personal e-mail
I canât understand what he is saying, I think itâs russian, can someone google translate that?
Gold Pandemic - here is the translation
âAny documents there is notâ - means âAll qualifications are in my mind and the only qualification I have is in bullshitting and scamming the gullible or to be honest I am not qualified at all but shh dont tell any oneâ
âI am not satisfied with the work and not the employeeâ - I think âI am not satisfied with the workâ means that he would not trust his own conclusions and âand not the employee meansâ that hes having some degree of problem relating to Schizophrenia.
The next part is a bit harder to translate âTear off your lazy buttâ possibly means self mutilation which may mean that he is associated with the Russian Marfia or the KGB and âgo check out the location that will show itâ may have something to do with butts and anatomy - this this might conclude that he is a closet buttman!
This could also be confirmed by the fact that when he says that he can find âgold in your region quicklyâ he is actually referring to butts!
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I am also qualified to find gold , I will find gold but also put a guarantee along with it , even in queen steel Auckland I will find you gold. there is a price and I do mean to get rick out of this true claim. the other day I found a good round 10gram lump on the end of my finger. walking down the main street in Westport bugger me here is some more gold heaps of it just in the window of this jewelers shop.
I must also have the gift, so if you want to find gold in your area give me a call I will like I said guarantee we will find it even if I have to salt the ground
no pressure money up front
this conversation is goldâŠ
and all you kiwiâs messing with this poor russian chap.
As you say Lammerlaw " us wild colonial boys are used to dealing with scammers, tricksters, half wits and ding bats "and thats just the elected politicians you are referring too I assumeâŠ
funniest thread IvĂ© read in months. Seriously Userkc, just bugger off, we are wise to your old tricksâŠ
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sorry mangrove but I think that userkc should stick with us . after all at the moment we donât have anyone else to take the piss out of. by the way was it you that wants good found in your area.
what region do you live in ??? let me try for you, just to prove I can
just went up the buller gorge found all this lumpy black gold , had to pay $150 for a trailer load but bloody it burns well
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first place is Waipori, yellow noted places where I went to look for gold, black massif border. there are more, but I do not understand the content. if there is, you can check out the rest
second place is Carrick (-45.035726, 169.198540)
All pictures are available at this link
Well give credit where credits due but sadly you will not find anything where you have marked in yellow. Yes there is gold where the two lower yellow circles have been placed but no more and no less than in all other similar areas and indeed you well and truly missed the Waipori Deep lead and also the other areas known to contain very payable gold. The two upper yellow circles - well good luck. There is nothing there worthy of mention. The larger of the two lower circles show the site of the OPQ - it has been heavily mined by underground methods and NO hobby miner is going to make his fortune there - it is a hard rock mine.
You have missed Coxs Reef and also the Cosmopolitan.
Sadly you simply cannot assist any one to find gold - there are better reports available as the result of surveys done by big mining companies. All you can do is a little historical research and then put circles around historical sites as in the OPQ or âtake a guessâ as in the top two circles where you have missed the mark and the one on the right.
Sorry but published Geological reports can do a better job than you can. Now if you can go directly up from the Waipori map in the direction of the white arrow so that where it says 7.32 becomes the bottom of the photo and circle where you think the gold is then even I might endorse you BECAUSE I know exactly where there are worth while gold reefs and mining areas in the land directly above your map and over to and including Deep Stream - bet you cant pick where me son discovered a gold reef there with clearly visible gold, where a marker placed by historic miners indicates a specimen reef, where the Devils Creek Quartz Reef yielded specimen samples - now if you can indicate those areas even I might be impressed. In the meantime this is the best fun thread on the forum!
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thatâs amazing, donât know how you did that , you hit the nail on the head yes there is gold in all those places you have pointed out in the south island. in fact I also have found gold in most of them.
the only problem being is that everyone already knows about these ones, in fact all of them are old gold workings, its good to see even where you come from you are still able to access information on our great land. pay me a visit some time and I will show you the places you have missed
keep up the good work. mean while I will check out waipori up north I think I can recall something about gold in that area
what do you think of the mackley river head waters , going up there to see what I find so will let you know
well lammerlaw I thought I had heard of the area in question. about 20km as the crow flies from a very good friends farm caz and I stayed at . for some reason I thought it was in the north island then I was going to be impressed.
when you think of the size of this turkeys country yes 200km would be in your area so all you have to do is put a pin in central otago and he is right on when he says in your area.
still waiting on your visit
Hi Keith - I got caught out. My intention was to drive from Auckland to the South Island - have a stop over with you then come on home but my uncle carked it so the drive was a fast one as I had to get David to fly up to Auckland where I picked him up - then in one day drove down to the funeral in Wellington and he had to get home so we crossed over in the Ferry on the Friday and drove direct to Dunedin via Murchison and arrived home 14 hours after landing in the South Island - dont worry buddy I will get there yet. I am planning on my South Island trip next Christmas unless I wake up dead in the meantime. Four nuggets in the last few days totalling 10 grams so reasonably pleased.
As for our Russian friend - hes damn good at the gold finding - I can guarantee good gold within the areas he circles BUT if I blindfold myself and fire a dart at the photo I can guarantee even better gold nearly where ever the dart lands!
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many false opinions about me.
I find gold in less than one hour,
the company it takes decades.
at the same time I need only a snapshot of the cosmos!
I can use geological information
any available, including scientific articles,
that would ease the path and does not waste energy and attention.
then there missed something, all at once notice is not possible.
there is a scientific discipline called Geodynamics.
gold has its own characteristic geodynamics which can be recognized.
Listen buddy - you should be a politician - you CANNOT find gold AT ALL - you are all bulldust and jellybeans. Your dealing with the best tricksters in the world here AND we find you a laugh a minuteâŠha de bloody haha. Successful mining PROVES the ground only by drilling, taking core samples and by many other PHYSICAL surveys but what do you do - you take maps and draw funny wee circles randomly. Do you REALLY think anyone here is MAD enough to pay you to make random circles - oh well I guess theres a random born every minute. WE are just as capable and indeed BETTER than you at finding LIKELY spots as we have better and more up to date Geological Maps, reports, surveys and other sources of reference to help us.[quote=âuserkc, post:34, topic:1305â]
then there missed something, all at once notice is not possible.there is a scientific discipline called Geodynamics.gold has its own characteristic geodynamics which can be recognized
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Who in heck do you think you are kidding
you poor miner and a specialist if my maps cause laughter.
reports, maps of all minerals Unknown!
One thing about me Noddy is that I am NOT poor - I FIND gold - one thing I do NOT need is a Dodous braindeadus scamming me with false claims. I can find it for myself as can anyone on this forum. Persistent little âTwatus Parisitusâ arent you.
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must have taken awhile to paint all those stones yellow.
I notice that that you havenât included any of your big lumps you showed me
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could you show me on the map where the places which mentioned, Mackley river head, a place 20 km away. Lammerlaw Caz from the farm.
sorry there userkc but you must have miss read all of this
firstly lammerlaw is one personâŠkiwikeith is anotherâŠcaz is keiths wife
secondly the mackley ricer is north east of Westport in the south island. not down in central otago